dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products


grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

image

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volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 


fillehwilleh:

the-legend-of-zelda-owns-my-soul:

ALL HAIL THE HERO OF TIME

the SUPER HEROES BIBLE in 3D

fillehwilleh:

the-legend-of-zelda-owns-my-soul:

ALL HAIL THE HERO OF TIME

the SUPER HEROES BIBLE in 3D


potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

thehappysorceress:

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

Cats are weird, man


carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.


slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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dopeopera:

it’s not a phase mom it’s an era