steviewolfe:

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Maybe he was his wife the entire time

steviewolfe:

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Maybe he was his wife the entire time


escalusia:

DO YOU LIKE PALETTES? THEN YOU BETTER LISTEN UP.

LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS APP. COLOR VIEWFINDER IS AMAZING.

SO BASICALLY YOU JUST OPEN IT UP AND YOU CAN CHOSE TO EITHER TAKE A PICTURE (you can see the palette changing as you point the camera to different objects) AND YOU CAN SELECT ONE YOU’VE ALREADY TAKEN AND BAM

EASY PALETTE FOR YOU

SO IF YOU ARE LAZY OR ON YOUR WAY TO SCHOOL, OR WALKING SOMEWHERE REAL PRETTY, JUST TAKE A PICTURE AND BAM, PALETTE FOR YOU THAT YOU CAN USE WHEN YOU DRAW NEXT TIME.

HAVE FUN.


you could have reblogged that from me

(Source: hazelrace)


st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"


missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth


i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

(Source: goatpolice)


(Source: annienadir)


helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.


locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this


ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image


You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)


officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

image

DO NOT


(Source: 8-bit-daydream)


ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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